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Athens English Comedy Club x Kostyantyn
The Athens English Comedy Club is thrilled to present Kostyantyn and his solo show ‘VICTIM OF LOVE’!
Opening act: Zuzana Ambrozová
🏠 Host: Athina Kefalopoulos
“Wow… I’ve made all those mistakes too.”
🎭 Enjoy stories about:
- Dates that ended too fast
- Situationships that lasted way too long
- Red flags he absolutely ignored
- Breakups that felt cinematic (but only to him)
- Ghosting, love-bombing, mixed signals, emotional damage
- And the exact moment a grown man says:
It’s sharp. It’s self-destructive. It’s painfully relatable. And yes - he probably does need therapy.
🎯 This is for YOU if you’ve ever been:
- ghosted
- dumped
- breadcrumbed
- left on read
- betrayed by your own optimism
- or stuck in a relationship you absolutely should’ve ended months earlier
…this show will not fix you. But it will make you laugh about it.
Perfect for:
✔️ Comedy lovers
✔️ Singles who need catharsis
✔️ Couples who want to feel better about themselves
✔️ Anyone who keeps saying “never again” and then absolutely does it again
About Kostyantyn:
Kostyantyn is Vienna’s self-proclaimed best well-dressed comedian. Born in Donetsk and raised in Athens, he brings a slightly confused international perspective to European stages. Since starting stand-up in November 2022, he has performed over 450 shows across more than 10 countries and hosted around 100 comedy nights, making him a familiar face in the European English-language comedy scene.
His comedy mixes everyday observations with unexpected turns - often described as “life insurance meets OnlyFans”, whatever that means. 
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Date: Sunday 15th March 2026
Time: 21:00 (Doors open 20:40)
Duration: 1h15
Tickets:
* Early-bird: €10
* General admission: €15
* At the door: €20
🗺 Map: https://maps.app.goo.gl/uV8fHDWXcJM7YJr78
The theatre is wheelchair accessible.
Recommended for audiences aged 16 and above.
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XpatAthens Hikes & Walks
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February 15th, 2026: A Scenic Hike On Mount Ymittos
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Next Meet-Up: Early April (Exact date and location to be announced soon)
Greek Tax Residency Rules Explained
Below, we break down exactly what it means to be a non-tax resident and the steps you must take to protect your status.
What Is a Non-Tax Resident of Greece? (Greek Tax Residency Explained)
Many people believe that simply leaving Greece automatically makes them a non-tax resident of Greece. This is incorrect.
Under Greek tax residency rules, tax status is not determined by what you say; it is determined by law and formal registration with the Greek tax authorities.
If you do not officially transfer your tax residency from Greece, you may still be considered a Greek tax resident, even if you live abroad.
Greek Tax Residency: The 183-Day Rule in Greece
The starting point for determining Greek tax residency is the 183-day rule in Greece. If you spend more than 183 days in Greece within the calendar tax year (January–December), you are generally considered a Greek tax resident.
The Greek tax year runs strictly from January to December. However, the 183-day rule alone does not fully determine your tax status.
Center of Vital Interests Under Greek Tax Law
In addition to the 183-day rule, the Greek tax authorities examine your center of vital interests.
This includes:
- Where you work
- Where your family lives
- Where you rent or own property
- Where you manage your finances
- Where your economic and social life is based
Even if you spend time abroad, if your center of vital interests remains in Greece, you may still be classified as a Greek tax resident.
How to Become a Non-Tax Resident of Greece
To become officially recognized as a non-tax resident of Greece, you must:
- Prove that you live abroad for more than 183 days
- Demonstrate that your center of vital interests is outside Greece
- Submit the required documentation
- Complete the formal process of transfer tax residency from Greece
This process may require:
- Tax residency certificate from the foreign country
- Employment contract abroad
- Proof of permanent residence abroad
- Supporting documentation requested by the tax office
Becoming a non-tax resident of Greece is a formal administrative procedure — not a simple declaration.
Issuing an AFM: Why Your Initial Tax Status Matters
When someone issues a Greek Tax Identification Number (AFM) for the first time, many register as ordinary Greek tax residents for convenience.
However, if you are living abroad or uncertain about permanent relocation, it may be strategically safer to register as a non-tax resident of Greece from the beginning.
Changing from non-tax resident to Greek tax resident is generally simpler.
Changing from Greek tax resident to non-tax resident of Greece can be significantly more complex and document-heavy.
For more tips on the early stages of relocation, check out these common questions expats ask when moving to Greece.
Declaring Foreign Income In Greece
If you are registered as a Greek tax resident, you are generally required to declare worldwide income in Greece.
If you worked abroad while remaining a Greek tax resident for that tax year, you must declare foreign income in Greece.
Whether you pay tax in Greece depends on the applicable Double Taxation Agreement (DTA) Greece has signed with that country. But the obligation to declare exists.
Double Taxation Agreement Greece: What It Really Means
A Double Taxation Agreement does not automatically mean you pay no taxes.
It determines:
- Which country has taxing rights
- Whether income is taxed exclusively in one country
- Whether foreign tax credits apply
Double Taxation Agreements allocate taxation, they do not eliminate it.
Temporary Relocation & Greek Tax Residency Risks
If you move abroad temporarily and do not properly manage your Greek tax residency status, you may:
- Remain classified as a Greek tax resident
- Be required to declare foreign income in Greece
- Face administrative complications later
- Experience delays when attempting to transfer tax residency from Greece
Not Sure About Your Greek Tax Residency Status?
Our partners at TaxWise Greece specialize in helping the international community navigate the "183-day rule," center of vital interests, and the formal transfer of tax residency.
Ready to get started?
- Head over to TaxWise Greece for more expert resources.
- Schedule a confidential session with a tax professional to review your specific situation and ensure your status is structured correctly from the start.
Article 5C Greece: What You Must Know
However, many individuals misunderstand what this regime requires after approval.
Article 5C is not simply a tax discount. It is a conditional regime based on genuine Greek tax residency.
To ensure you are fully compliant and protected from future audits, TaxWise Greece breaks down exactly what you need to know to maintain your status.
- Employees relocating to Greece
- Freelancers establishing business activity in Greece
- Returning Greeks
- Foreign professionals transferring tax residency to Greece
The fundamental requirement: You must be a Greek tax resident.
For more tips on the early stages of relocation, check out these common questions expats ask when moving to Greece.
Greek Tax Residency Is The Core Requirement
- Spend at least six months in Greece
- Maintain your center of vital interests in Greece
- Demonstrate actual physical and economic presence
- Utility bills (electricity, water, phone)
- Bank statements showing spending patterns
- Rental contracts (not long-term hosting)
- Evidence of year-round presence
If income or residence abroad appears inconsistent with Greek tax residency, an audit may follow.
If residency is challenged, you may:
- Lose Article 5C status
- Pay full tax rates retroactively
- Face interest and penalties
Protect Your Status with TaxWise Greece
If you have questions about your specific situation or want to ensure your documentation will stand up to a future audit, the highly capable team at TaxWise Greece is here to help. They provide personalized, expert guidance to ensure your first-year (and every year) position is structured correctly.
Get in touch with Taxwise Greece today to secure your tax position or alternatively send an email to info@taxwisegreece.com
First Tax Return In Greece: What You Must Know
If you relocated to Greece during the year, your first tax return may be more complex than expected. To ensure your transition is handled correctly, TaxWise Greece provides professional support to help you navigate these initial filings, offering personalized guidance on all your accounting and tax needs, ensuring you are structured for success from day one.
Scenario 1: You Moved to Greece Before July
As a Greek tax resident, you must declare:
- Income earned in Greece
- Foreign income earned during the same year
Even if your Greek address appears in the system, technically you may not have worldwide income reporting obligations.
This must be handled correctly during filing.
For more tips on the early stages of relocation, check out these common questions expats ask when moving to Greece.
If You Are Under Article 5C as an Employee
In many cases, payroll withholding does not immediately reflect the exemption, which may result in a tax refund after filing.
Refunds are paid only to a declared Greek IBAN.
Revenue – Expenses = Net Profit.
Under Article 5C:
- 50% of net profit is exempt
- 50% is taxed under normal brackets
It is not sufficient to declare it at the bank or immigration office.
To file jointly, you must submit:
- Official marriage certificate with Apostille and Official translation
If this threshold is not met, additional tax may apply.
Using a Greek bank account ensures automatic reporting of transactions.
Let's Be S.M.A.R.T Easter Bazaar
- Families looking for Easter weekend fun
- Anyone who loves supporting animal welfare
- Tea party enthusiasts & scone lovers
- Those seeking unique handmade crafts
- Community-minded locals & expats
Bookings for egg hunt and teas HERE!
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Rewriting Greekness: The Cultural Power of Negros Tou Moria

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Inhabit: A Two Hour Embodiment Experience
This isn't so much about relaxation. It's about capacity — meeting life's demands with greater ease, power and vitality.
No experience of embodiment or bodywork needed. Just curiosity and a willingness to explore.
Leave with practices you can use immediately — and a felt sense of what becomes possible when the body leads.
Cinedoc Announces Its Special Screening Program For March & April
SCREENING PROGRAM
TACK
Saturday, March 7, 2026, 18:00
Vania Turner | 2024 | Greece | 96’
Info
Trailer
How much strength does it take to tack against gender-based violence?
When Olympic champion Sofia Bekatorou publicly reveals that she was raped by a powerful member of the Hellenic Sailing Federation, she sparks the #MeToo movement in Greece and gives hundreds of women the strength to break their own silence.
One of them is Amalia, a young sailing champion who decides to report her former coach for the systematic abuse she suffered from him between the ages of 11 and 13.
The documentary TACK follows the two women over two years, documenting their lives and their struggle. In a landmark trial—the first of the Greek #MeToo movement—Sofia stands firmly by Amalia’s side.
Together they come to realize that their fight to change Greek society is only just beginning. Like sailors navigating against opposing winds, they must continue to tack in order to move forward.
The documentary TACK, directed by Vania Turner, is a production of Onassis Culture, with the support of the Hellenic Film and Audiovisual Center – Creative Greece.
STRAY BODIES
Sunday, March 8, 2026, 16:00
Elina Psykou | 2024 | Greece, Switzerland, Italy, Bulgaria | 109’
A Q&A with director Elina Psykou will follow the screening.
Robin is pregnant but does not want to become a mother.
Katerina wants a child but cannot have one.
Kiki simply wants to die with dignity.
However, abortion, IVF, and euthanasia are not legal in their respective countries.
Stray Bodies explores bodily autonomy in a Europe where people are free to travel, work, and consume—but not always free to live or die as they wish.
The film takes the form of a road-movie documentary. The protagonists travel through an increasingly conservative Europe, demanding nothing less than autonomy and self-determination over their own bodies.
It is a documentary about legal paradoxes, artificial borders, and social inequalities, but above all about life, death, and the right to choose between the two.
SONGS OF EARTH
Sunday, March 22, 2026, 16:00
Margreth Olin | 2023 | Norway | 90’
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Trailer
A majestic symphony for the big screen—an audiovisual composition capturing the primal forces of the Earth. The film takes viewers on a journey from the smallest elements of nature to vast panoramic landscapes.
Deep in the Norwegian countryside, where the picturesque Oldedalen Valley meets Europe’s largest remaining glacier, the cycles of time, life, and nature intertwine.
Over the course of a year, the director follows her 85-year-old father as he crosses—perhaps for the last time—the land of his ancestors and the paths shaped by generations before him.
It is a journey of family memory and a poetic tribute to the breathtaking beauty of nature that must be protected at all costs.
Supported by the Embassy of Norway.
UNCLAIMED
Sunday, March 29, 2026, 16:00
Marianna Oikonomou | 2024 | Greece | 75’
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Trailer
This screening takes place on the occasion of World Tuberculosis Day and with the support of the Hellenic Thoracic Society.
A discussion will follow the screening with director Marianna Oikonomou and pulmonologist Haris Moschos.
A chance discovery at the Sotiria Hospital reveals a personal and collective trauma: small suitcases belonging to hundreds of patients who were hospitalized and died of tuberculosis between 1945 and 1975.
For the first time, their stories come to light through family correspondence, archival material, and testimonies from relatives.
LO
Sunday, April 19, 18:00 & Tuesday, April 21, 19:00
Thanasis Vasileiou | 2025 | Greece, France | 70’
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Trailer
In the Epirus dialect, “Lo” means “be quiet.”
When filmmaker Thanasis Vasileiou returns to his childhood apartment after his mother’s death, he confronts secrets that weigh not only on his family’s past but also on the history of modern Greece.
He begins a deeply personal journey—like a cinematic diary—through invisible traces that connect the city and its people to their past.
A minimalist yet emotionally profound film about the ways personal memory intertwines with collective memory, exploring trauma, silence experienced as guilt, love, and ultimately acceptance.
Closing Film: Dust to Dust
Thursday, April 30, 2026, 19:30
Kosai Sekine | 2024 | Japan | 89’
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Trailer
The CineDoc Documentary Festival will conclude its 2025–26 artistic season with the closing ceremony and the presentation of local Audience Awards for Athens, Volos, and Rethymno.
Following the awards ceremony, the documentary Dust to Dust will be screened.
Yuima Nakazato, only the second Japanese designer ever invited to the Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week, is one of the pioneers of sustainable fashion, combining high craftsmanship with ethical production.
His vision: a future where creativity is inseparable from respect and care for the environment.
The documentary follows his journey to Kenya, where he seeks to understand the environmental impact of the fashion industry and fast fashion, while exploring more sustainable practices as he prepares for the Paris Haute Couture Week.
The collection created as a result of this journey was presented in 2023 and impressed audiences and critics alike—it consisted entirely of garments made from waste materials collected from landfills.
EKKOMED Audience Awards
To support Greek documentary filmmaking and strengthen the participation of local communities in cultural initiatives, CineDoc launched a new collaboration with the international platform Votemo, establishing local Audience Awards in Athens, Volos, and Rethymno.
The nominated films are:
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“Takis.” by Michalis Roumbis
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“The Goals of August” by Dimitris Koutsiampasakos
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“Lo” by Thanasis Vasileiou
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“The Heart of the Bull” by Eva Stefani
Festival audiences in each region can vote online for their favorite Greek documentary by scanning a QR codeprovided on screening days.
The Audience Awards are sponsored by the Hellenic Film and Audiovisual Center – Creative Greece (EKKOMED).
About CineDoc
CineDoc screens and distributes award-winning Greek and international documentaries. Screenings are organized as part of the CineDoc Documentary Festival, in collaboration with Danaos Cinema, Anesis Summer Cinema, the French Institute of Greece, the Greek Film Archive, CineDoc Volos, the Thessaloniki Film Festival, and cultural venues across Greece including Rethymno’s “Simeio” Cultural Space.
The festival runs annually from September to April, presenting new films approximately once a month.
The Hellenic Film and Audiovisual Center – Creative Greece (EKKOMED) is the main sponsor of the CineDoc Documentary Festival 2025–2026.
CineDoc also continues to expand its distribution network by organizing screenings across the Greek islands(Cyclades, Sporades, Ionian Islands, and Dodecanese through CineDoc Island) and throughout mainland Greece.
Each year, it co-organizes regional documentary screenings with cultural and environmental organizations, film clubs, foundations, municipalities, and cinemas. These parallel screenings take place throughout the year.
Follow CineDoc on Facebook and Instagram.
More information:
cinedoc.gr
cinedocanemon@gmail.com
Discover Athens: Free Guided Tours This March
What’s on the Program?
The itinerary covers a wide range of interests, from the Ancient Agora and Aristotle’s Lyceum to themed walks exploring Byzantine, Ottoman, and Modern Athens. Art lovers can enjoy guided visits to the Benaki Museum, the National Gallery, and the National Museum of Contemporary Art (EMST), while others can explore niche topics like architecture, street art, and philosophy.
Schedule
Saturday, March 7
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The Athenian Trilogy: (University – Academy – Library) | 10:30 | Academy of Athens (Panepistimiou 28) ~ up to 50 people
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The Ancient Agora: 10:30 | Entrance at Adrianou St. ~ up to 40 people
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Museum of Modern Greek Culture: 10:30 | Areos 10 ~ up to 25 people
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Byzantine Athens: 11:00 | Hadrian’s Library ~ up to 40 people
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Architectural Evolution: (Syntagma to Hilton) | 10:15 | Tomb of the Unknown Soldier ~ up to 40 people
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First Cemetery of Athens: (Open-air Sculpture Gallery) | 11:00 | Main Entrance ~ up to 40 people
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The Tower of the Winds & Fethiye Mosque: 10:30 | Gate of Athena Archegetis ~ up to 40 people
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Philosophy in the Ancient Agora: 10:30 | Entrance at Apostolou Pavlou St. ~ up to 40 people
Thursday, March 12
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Benaki Museum: 17:00 | Koumbari 1 & Vas. Sofias ~ up to 30 people
Saturday, March 14
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The Ancient Agora: 10:30 | Entrance at Adrianou St. ~ up to 40 people
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Hills Around the Acropolis: 10:30 | Church of St. Dimitrios Loumbardiaris ~ up to 40 people
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Ottoman Athens: 11:00 | Hadrian’s Library ~ up to 40 people
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Ziller-Loverdos Mansion: 10:30 | Mavromichali 6 ~ up to 25 people
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National Gallery: (Goya’s Los Caprichos Exhibition) | 10:30 | Vas. Konstantinou 50 ~ up to 25 people
Sunday, March 15
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Philosophy in the Ancient Agora: 10:30 | Entrance at Apostolou Pavlou St. ~ up to 40 people
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Alekos Fassianos Museum: 11:30 | Neofytou Metaxa 15, Metaxourgeio ~ up to 25 people
Saturday, March 21
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Lecture: "Athenians in the 1821 Revolution" | 17:30 | Melina Cultural Center (Herakleidon 66a) ~ up to 100 people
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Street Art & Graffiti Tour: (Psirri area) | 10:30 | Monastiraki Square (in front of Pantanassa Church) ~ up to 40 people
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Byzantine Churches of Athens: 10:30 | St. Eleftherios Chapel (next to the Cathedral) ~ up to 40 people
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American School of Classical Studies: 10:30 | Souidias 54 ~ up to 25 people
Sunday, March 22
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Philosophy in the Ancient Agora: 10:30 | Entrance at Apostolou Pavlou St. ~ up to 40 people
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National Museum of Contemporary Art (EMST): (Why Look at Animals? Exhibition) | 17:00 | Museum Entrance ~ up to 25 people
Saturday, March 28
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The National Garden: 10:30 | Amalias Avenue Entrance ~ up to 40 people
Sunday, March 29
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Numismatic Museum: (Iliou Melathron) | 10:30 | Ticket Office (Panepistimiou 12) ~ up to 25 people
Important Information
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Reservations: Participation is limited. To secure your spot, call +30 6976897493 (Monday – Friday, 11:00 – 15:00).
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Costs: While the guide service is free, participants are responsible for any entrance fees to museums or archaeological sites where applicable.