Greek Phrases That Sound Hilariously Confusing In English

by XpatAthens
Monday, 03 November 2025

…yet Greeks use them every day.

Every language has expressions that don’t translate well. Greek, however, takes this to another level with phrases that look grammatically impossible or logically contradictory when turned into English.

Here are some of the most iconic examples.

1. «Άκου να δεις»

Literal translation: “Listen so you can see.”
What it really means: “Let me tell you something surprising.”

Greeks instruct people to listen… in order to see. The phrase mixes senses (hearing and sight) into one idiomatic expression that means: “Wait till you hear what happened.” To a non-Greek speaker, it sounds like a glitch in human anatomy.

2. «Δεν έχω ξαναπάει ποτέ»

Literal translation: “I have never been again, ever.”
What it really means: “I have never been before.”

Grammatically, it's a paradox. The combination of “ξανα–” (again) and “ποτέ” (never/ever) suggests the speaker has never been somewhere again, which implies they were there once, but also that they've never been at all.

In reality, Greeks use it to strongly emphasize that they have never visited a place before.

3. «Δεν τρέχει τίποτα»

Literal: “Nothing is running.”
Meaning: “It’s fine / no problem / no big deal.”

In English, the phrase sounds like we’re reporting the status of a piece of software: “Nothing is running.” In Greek, it's emotional reassurance.

4. «Καλά κρασιά»

Literal translation: “Good wines.”
Meaning: “Yeah, sure… as if.” / “Let’s not kid ourselves.”

It has nothing to do with actual wine. It’s used when someone is being unrealistic or when a situation is going nowhere. Imagine replying to someone’s complex plan with “Good wines.” It’s the Greek “dream on.”

5. «Ό,τι να ’ναι»

Literal translation: “Whatever it may be.”
Meaning: “This is nonsense / chaotic / makes no sense.”

Used to evaluate situations, behavior, or decisions that are totally irrational. The tone usually implies dramatic disappointment, a very Greek thing if you ask us.

6. «Πάμε καλά;»

Literal translation: “Are we going well?”
Meaning: “Are you serious?” or “Is this for real?”

A polite-ish way to express disbelief… usually accompanied by a raised eyebrow and slight exasperation.

7. «Τέλος πάντων»

Literal translation: “The end of everything.”
Meaning: “Anyway / never mind / let’s move on.”

Greek drama in two words. Perfect for dismissing minor annoyances or just adding flair to any conversation.